if you like me you must not know who I am
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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