Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
