i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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