So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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