Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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