Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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