So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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