So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You can't just leave with hair like that
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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