check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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