you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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