Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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