Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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