I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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