let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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