Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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