i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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