"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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