Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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