i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we're chasing vodka with high fives
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
