Don't make out with my wife yet
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
We’re leaving where are you
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