Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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