It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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