Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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