You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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