drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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