He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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