.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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