you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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