I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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