They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
