Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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