Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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