The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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