I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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