Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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