okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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