You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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