the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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