if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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