you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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