If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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