So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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