Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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