similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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