my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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