I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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