I hate all girls vehemently.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize