You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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