epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Text me some of your sweat
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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