Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Pants are for mortals
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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