dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
