Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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