ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
A+ Viking dick
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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