my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
