This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
