brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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