Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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