Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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